Last Name “Of” First Name “Best” – 2009 Edition

Not a normal “best of” post. But not an abnormal one either…

Before I begin: thank you. Thank you for reading what I write. Thank you for sharing articles with your friends. Thank you for commenting. Thanking you for e-mailing me.

There are a lot of blogs out there and the fact that you take the time to make mine one of your worthwhile reads means a lot to me. I hold myself to a high standard and I don’t take it lightly that you and I have connected.

Here’s the deal with blogs: the archives are where you can find some of the greatest hits. More than likely, you’ve just arrived at this blog within the past 2 months.

Due to the nature of blogging, with a constant stream of new content coming in, those older articles don’t always get the attention they deserve.

If you’re anything like me, when you discover a new blog that you connect with, you go back and read through every article on the site.

Quite a few of you have e-mailed me about doing just that on this blog and that thrills me to no end! :)

But, being that we’re all busy people, it’s not always possible to wade through the archives. So I’ve done it for you in a slightly atypical fashion.

What I mean by that is there is a lot of commentary and a bit of info about the future (such as a possible product launch) below. Specific traffic stats, most popular and least popular articles, and other fun stuff like that is also included.

This is, by far, the longest article I have posted. Over 2,600 words. I obviously decided not to edit for brevity as I usually do.

Oh, if you have your own blog and have done a Best Of post please comment with a link to it.

(Note: all links open in a new window/tab.)

Top Post Of The Year

That award goes to…you ready?

How To Wash Your Clothes While Traveling aka 15 Minutes – Clean Clothes – Anywhere In The World

That’s in terms of visitors: 9,371. And there’s a very good reason that particular article had more visitors than any other.

It’s linked to on my ZenHabits article: The Beginner’s Guide To Minimalist Travel

In terms of activity though, the top post goes to:

Travel Light, Travel Anywhere: The Ultimate Light Packing List

It has almost 100 comments (granted, about half are mine) and, with 6,972, just a couple thousand visitors shy of the How To Wash Your Clothes article.

I fully expected my light packing list to be my most popular article. I’m a big fan of reading packing lists and I know other travelers love reading packing lists too. Light packers are a passionate bunch. :)

This Article Can Change Your Life

The first article on Ridiculously Extraordinary that got any traction (i.e. links, comments, and e-mails) was:

How To Stop Having Problems or “The Eighty-Fourth Problem”

It’s one of my favorite articles and also in the top 5 (in terms of visitors) on this site.

Most Likely To Help With Your New Year’s Resolution

If that Resolution has anything to do with weight loss or exercise that is. :)

Get Fit In 1 Minute or “Am I Gonna Die From Heat Exhaustion?”

After I wrote this article I felt like “Wow, this is gonna be huge.”

I was dead wrong. It’s one of the least popular articles I’ve written. 503 visitors, 7 comments, and 0 links. wonk wonk

That’s OK though. Maybe this mention will give it new life. ;)

While we’re on the subject of unpopular articles. How is just 194 visitors (the least of any article on this site) and 0 comments?

I had an idea about doing Field Reports while traveling, but after Australia Field Report: Sandboarding The Stockton Sand Dunes bombed I decided against it.

Eventually I did something similar with my Friday Updates, which have been a little bit more successful, although I’ve only written a few thus far. :)

Most Search Engine Traffic

Based on comments and e-mails I’ve received on this article, it seems like I could also call this one Most Helpful.

How I Cured My Dandruff and Itchy Scalp

I think the reason it has helped so many people is because, as far as action steps, it’s the easiest to accomplish. There are no costs or barriers to entry.

My Favorite Article

Similar to the Get Fit In 1 Minute article, after I wrote this one, I thought it was going to be huge. It’s still my favorite article, if only because it helped me personally clear things up in my own head.

Go into my head and come back out and tell me I’m wrong.” – Mitch Hedberg

Whoa, tangent!

Part of the reason it’s not popular may be because I posted it, oh, 3 days ago. :)

That article is, of course, How To Achieve Perfection.

I Almost Didn’t Post This One

Being that my goal here is radical honesty, and as much as possible, transparency, I’m glad I posted this:

How A 19 Year Old Made $5,000 In 30 days While Simultaneously Breaking Every Copyright Law In The Books, Getting Kicked Off Of eBay, and Going To College Full Time

Being young and dumb is no excuse, but it’s my excuse.

I left that article off with a cliffhanger:

I did procure another eBay account so I could continue selling strictly legal items, but I was out of the copyright violations business for good. That is, until 4 years later when I became a search engine spammer…

Nobody has asked about that and I haven’t posted it, but the story starts off with a death threat.

Sometimes my life has been like what you’d read about in a novel or watch in a movie. Usually it’s not, but sometimes

I’ll Post This One Soon

In keeping with the novel/movie theme: I caught on fire once.

If you’ve never felt the pain of melting flesh you’re in good company. Just not my company. :)

The reason I haven’t posted it is because there aren’t really any lessons to be learned and it’s a fairly long story.

But sometimes a blog can be pure entertainment. So I’m posting it on January 20, 2010 which will be the 2 year anniversary of my first real brush with death.

But I digress, this is about the archives, not the soon-to-be archives. :)

How To Get Started With The Freedom Mindset

Get rid of stuff. Plain and simple.

Give it away. Sell it.

7 Tips: How To Declutter Your Life Using Craiglist

While we’re too attached to material possessions we can never be free.

But I’m no monk. I do own “things.”

Ridiculously Extraordinary Freedom means I can lose everything and still come out on top. I mean that. I can lose every. Single. Material. Possession. Including money.

None of it matters.

The only possession that matters is what is in our heads.

I’ve invested countless hours and tens of thousands of dollars (not University, that was free) into acquiring knowledge and that’s more important than anything else.

You will never regret getting rid of stuff and investing that extra time and money into knowledge acquisition. I promise.

This Article Needs A New Headline

How I Cured Years Of Excruciating Stomach Pains Without Doctors Or Medicines

This article should be more successful. But I think since the title talks only about stomach pain it keeps people from reading it. The article will actually teach you how to figure out how to deal with almost anything that ails you.

If I had to change the title today I might call it “How To Use The Elimination Diet To Cure Virtually Any Health Problem” or something along those lines.

The Rest of the Bunch

If you haven’t read through my archives, following are links to every article on this site with commentary, and in order of popularity (in terms of visitors).

About Karol Gajda and RidiculouslyExtraordinary.com – This is actually the 3rd most popular page on this site. At first that surprised me, but after analyzing my own blog surfing habits, it makes complete sense.

On Achieving Goals (or “Just Fucking Write”) – I’m a little bit surprised that an article with the word “Fucking” in the headline is the 4th most popular on this site, but you can’t fight with facts.

The Iron Mind – If somebody were to ask me “What is your life’s philosophy?” I’d point them to this article. I see The Iron Mind shine through in a lot of my writing. It has enveloped every fiber of my being.

How I Cured My Seasonal Allergies Forever – After the How To Stop Dandruff article I linked to earlier I think this one, based on e-mails/comments, has been most helpful. Much like the dandruff article, I believe it’s because the action steps are easy. And the barrier to entry is ~$15.

The Persistent Shower Companion (or Early Mornings At The Munich Airport) – Your guess is as good as mine as to why this is one of the most popular articles on this site.

Refine Your Signal (or Fuck The Fluff) – 2 of my top 10 articles have the word “Fuck” in the title. I’m not stupid though, it’s not a formula that will consistently work. The reason it does work is for the very fact that it’s inconsistent.

How To Travel Anywhere In The World, Live With Locals, and Enjoy Outstanding Experiences By CouchSurfing! – My first Black Book. I spent more time on this than anything else on this site. In terms of traffic, links, and other quantitative measures it wasn’t worth it. In terms of exposing CouchSurfing to just one more passionate person (which I know I accomplished!) it was a tremendous success. I owe a lot to CouchSurfing and will never stop extolling the benefits of being a CSer.

Accountability Statement #1 – The effects of this article is probably why you’re reading this site right now. Thank you for reading. :)

How To Be Socially Unacceptable (or Why I Quit Drinking) – Still going strong. I hope this article will help people for years to come.

Mind Control For Fun and Profit! (or How To Brainwash Yourself) – The day I posted this article I purchased MindControlMethod.org. I’m considering making it my first “big” product. I don’t know that I will, because I haven’t asked you yet to find out what you really want. But you can see where my head is at. I believe a fully fleshed out Mind Control Method course will help a lot of people get into a Ridiculously Extraordinary Freedom state of mind.

Needs vs. Wants or My Mom Thinks I’m Crazy or How To Be Congruent – I don’t have much commentary about this, but I think, if you haven’t read it yet, you should. :) I’m proud of this article. Biggest takeaway: Wants are dictated by outside influences. Needs are dictated by biology.

F!&k “Doing It While You Can” (or How To Make Things Happen) – It’s OK to be a follower (sometimes).

Steal This Blog! – Not an actual article, but an important part of this site. Feel free to steal whatever you want from it. :)

Permission To Do Nothing – Sometimes the best course of action is no action.

Enjoy The Process – Is it all worth it? Are you on the right path in your life? Here’s how to know if you are.

Why I Quit Traveling – I had a feeling this one would get a bunch of comments after I posted it. And it did. Sometimes my gut is correct. :)

How To Procrastinate Like A Bad Ass (or How To Overcome Writer’s Block) – I’ve used this writer’s block cure at least once since I posted this. It works so well.

Announcing Ridiculously Extraordinary Black Book #001! – OK, I shouldn’t even post this here because it’s really just a post linking to Black Book #001. But it’s here and it’s more popular than a lot of other articles! WTF! :)

Why We Do What We Do (or How To Be Present) – A recent article that had good comments, even if the visitor count may not be high. I’m proud of this one. The original version of this article was written in June ’09 prior to the launch of this site. By the time I posted this version it was a completely new article and about 1,000 words shorter. Tangent: I spent the 30 days before launching RidiculouslyExtraordinary.com writing over 30,000 words of content. About half of that content has seen the light of day. I don’t know how much of the rest will ever make it.

Powder Is For Babies (or How I Keep My Only Pair Of Shoes From Smelling Like Boiled Rat Piss On Extended Trips) – I use Gold Bond instead of Baby Powder now. Maybe I should update this article?

Zero The Hero or How To Pay 0% Credit Card Transaction Fees When Traveling Outside The US – Must read if you live in the US and are planning on spending time anywhere else. It includes info on banks in addition to credit cards.

An Unlikely First Post: Notes From How To Build A High-TrafficBlog Without Killing Yourself – Useful notes from Tim Ferriss’s presentation.

I Love My Mom So There Is No Cursing In This Article (or Why Cursing Is Good) – Lively comments, even if the visitor count isn’t exceptionally high. Censorship gets people talking. :)

I Spent A Night In Jail + L.A. meetup soon! – A Friday Update with video from the Jailhouse hostel in Christchurch, NZ.

90 Second Smoothie To Kickstart Your Day – Mmmmm…the tastiest article I’ve written. :)

What It’s Like To Tour With A Rock Band – The Swellers Record Release Edition – If you’ve ever wanted to know what it’s like to spend 24 hours/day for 3 weeks in a van with 4 other guys this one’s for you.

How To Pay $82/month For Health Insurance (For The Self-Employed or Uninsured) – I thought this one would get a lot more traffic. I guess people don’t want to pay a penny for health insurance. That’s cool and maybe it’ll happen some day soon. Moving on…

How To Quickly and Easily Clean A Blender – I had one of those “aha” moments when I figured this out.

Friday Update: Thank You Edition #1 + RE Black Book #001 – Yes, thank you!

9 Essential Books For Bloggers and Freedom Seekers (or How To Save $50,000 On An MBA) – Considering this was posted on Christmas Eve I think it has been fairly successful in terms of traffic.

Jumping Into Canyons + Go Go Goa, India – A Friday Update with some awesome videos. :)

How To Drive 1,802 Kilometers With A Cat In Tow (or How To Pull Kitty From A Thorn Bush) – I still have daymares (nightmare while awake) about this. I can deal with Jessie dying in the natural course of life (which I hope won’t be for a while!). But losing her like this would have devastated me. None of these comments make sense unless you read the story.

The Do Shit You Love Show Bonus Footage – Good times with Baker from ManVsDebt.com.

I Make You Wanna Jump, Jump + Being Vulgar – Oh wow, do not watch this karaoke video. :)

How To Get Lost In Notoriously Dangerous South Central LA (or How To Get A Free Ride From The Police) – Good times in Watts almost 10 years ago.

End of the Road + Extreme Ziplining – A Friday Update with video from the free public zip line in Auckland, NZ!

The End

There we go. Every article from 2009.

Tonight I’m going to party it up (sans alcohol) at my friend’s 3rd annual NYE party. Lots of my favorite people will be there along with a few guitars. That means there may very well be video of me singing Creedence Clearwater Revival songs in the near future. ha!

In that regard…

When it’s time to party we will party hard. – Andrew W.K.

But more importantly…

We do what we like, and we like what we do. – Andrew W.K.

The Do Shit You Love Show Bonus Footage

Check out Baker from ManVsDebt.com interviewing me for his Do Shit You Love Show…

One of my last days in Auckland, NZ I hung out with Baker from ManVsDebt.com to record Episode 1 of his new Do Shit You Love Show.

Before you watch the bonus footage below check out the full show here (link opens in a new tab/window):

The Do Shit You Love Show Episode 1

We discuss traveling, following your passions, and doing what you love, among other things.

Make sure to watch until the end to hear the question I ask you. Then answer it in the ManVsDebt comments. :)

When you’re done, come back here and watch the bonus footage of me asking Baker a few questions:

It was getting dark in Auckland and by the end of my video you can barely even see us. I did boost the brightness in Windows Movie Maker even though that makes the video very grainy. What can you do, it is bonus footage. ;)

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Last Friday I mentioned that my posting schedule this week will be changed up a bit. There will be no article tomorrow, and I’m posting this Thursday instead of Friday.

There will be no Friday Update and the article I post won’t be about the Holidays. It’s actually an article I shouldn’t post at a time when a lot less people will read it. If you know me by now, you know I don’t do what’s expected. ;)

I Make You Wanna Jump, Jump + Being Vulgar

How To Write While Traveling + Kris Kross Jump Karaoke + Podcasting. All inside! Check it out…

I always see a huge drop in RSS subscribers after I post a Friday update. But I’m cool with that. I don’t mind weeding out people who don’t really care about all that RidiculouslyExtraordinary.com encompasses.

If you stick around after the Friday update today or in the future, thank you. Seriously. Thank you.

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On Monday I guest posted over at WriteToDone.com with:

How To Find Time To Write While Traveling

If you’ve ever tried to work on the road this article should help you. And if you have your own tips please share them!

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As promised in the Why We Do What We Do article, video of me bombing on Jump by Kris Kross:

Unfortunately I don’t have the whole song because my camera person was…well, she was drunk. But as you can tell from that 2 minute clip I didn’t fare too well.

The problem was there were no monitors so you couldn’t hear the music and yourself. If you’ve ever been on stage (either performing music OR karaoke) you know how important that is.

Enough excuses out of me. ;)

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While in LA I was a guest on the ALL CAPS PODCAST with my friends Tanner and Chris.

Check out Episode 31 of ALL CAPS by clicking here.

Just a warning: we swear a lot and reach varying states of vulgarity throughout. So Mom and Dad? Don’t listen. :) (I taught my Dad how to subscribe to RSS via e-mail!)

And because most people don’t know where the name ALL CAPS came from let me explain. Myself and a group of friends from high school type in ALL CAPS to each other. Sometimes we type in ALL CAPS to people who have no idea what’s going on. Hilarity ensues?

So if I’m ever talking to you on AIM and start typing in ALL CAPS, don’t worry, I’m not yelling. I probably just forgot to turn the CAPS lock off. :)

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I’m changing up the posting schedule a bit next week. You’ll see why on Monday. ;)

Why I Quit Traveling

After an exhausting time in New Zealand I decided to quit traveling…

That’s an odd statement from a blog about, among other things, travel.

But I alluded to this in the past.

Traveling the way I’ve been traveling is tiring. Being on the constant move is tiring.

Just when I get to know (and maybe love) a city, I move on.

It takes about a week before I get comfortable with a new place. If I leave before that week is up there’s an underlying sense of stress.

In New Zealand, because I decided to do a bus tour, I saw 16 cities in 30 days. That is just too much. I went to more cities in NZ in 30 days than I did in the 70 days I was in Australia.

Guess where I had a more enjoyable time?

New Zealand was amazing, but incredibly stressful.

I hate stress.

I’ll go out on a limb and assume you hate stress too.

Today I’m flying to Detroit after 5 days in LA. I’ll be in the Detroit area (where I grew up) until I leave for India on Jan 28.

Although I can’t stand cold weather, I’m looking forward to having a home base for more than a few days.

What I Did Wrong In Australia/New Zealand

Squeezing 2 vast countries like Australia and New Zealand into 100 days is not possible.

When I booked my flights to Australia/New Zealand (all the way back in March) I planned on coming back to the US and laying down roots again.

A couple of months after I booked said flights I decided to sell all my stuff, live out of a backpack, and see more of the world.

Because I bought a return instead of one way ticket I was already pretty well handcuffed to the 100 day Oz/NZ trip. Yes, I could have paid flight change fees and extended the trip so I could stay in my favorite places longer, but there’s a reason I didn’t do that.

I already made December plans with my family and friends in Michigan. When I say I’m going to do something, barring unforeseen circumstances, I do it. With my upcoming plans I won’t see any of them for a long time so it all worked out perfectly and I’m looking forward to spending time with them.

How To Quit Traveling and Still See The World

When I say I’m quitting traveling, I specifically mean I’m not going to be on the move constantly anymore.

I booked a one way award flight from Detroit to Mumbai. I will probably stay in Mumbai for just a few days before heading to Goa and staying there for a month or two.

My new rule is, unless I don’t like a place, I’m staying there for at least a month.

This will give me time to acclimate to each place I visit. I’ll also be able to rent an apartment or a single guest house room.

I still fully plan on making 2-3 day side trips, but having a home base to go back to will be wonderful.

The beauty of travel…scratch that…the beauty of anything in life is that you can do it however it works for you.

For some people, not knowing where they’ll be from one second to the next is exactly what they need.

Personally, I like knowing at least a few hours (OK, days!) in advance where I’ll lay my head. :)

What is your style of travel?

End of the Road + Extreme Ziplining

Friday Update: Living Dec 10 twice.

It’s Friday, time for an update? OK…

My 100 day overseas adventures in Australia and New Zealand have come to an end. I am officially on US soil and breathing the fumes of 400 million cars in LA.

I lived Thursday, Dec 10, twice. It was … interesting. :)

I spent the New Zealand part of Dec 10 (left NZ at 7:30pm) having fun on a zipline at Western Park in Auckland:

Yes, I know it’s not “extreme.” Hence calling it Extreme Ziplining. ;)

I spent the United States part of Dec 10 (landed in LA at 10:15am) driving around a bit, hanging in Santa Monica, then driving 90 minutes (i.e. 10 miles) to the Jimmy Kimmel Live show.

If you watch the closing you can see me making stupid faces into the camera. :) (I haven’t seen the episode, but I was behind Jimmy as he was talking. Yes, I was one of THOSE guys.)

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My cell # here in LA is (310) 465-6340. If you want to hang out in the rain give me a call/text. :) Saturday I’ll be out with some Tweeple. (ha, can’t believe I just used that)  Sunday, if the weather perks up, I’m planning on going hiking in the Santa Monica Mountains. Monday night (~7:45pm) I’ll be at Real Food Daily Santa Monica with some CouchSurfers.

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This Tuesday’s article in the queue is about why I quit traveling. I don’t know what kind of reaction it’ll get, but it might be interesting. :)

I Spent A Night In Jail + L.A. meetup soon!

It finally happened. Locked up in a foreign land…

Last week I spent a night in an old prison. It was known as Addington Prison, and was in operation until 1999. They (people? government?) decided they didn’t want a prison within the Christchurch city limits anymore so it was shut down.

It was purchased by a couple of enterprising people in 2006, renovated, and turned into a hostel!

Although I’m not a huge fan of hostels (I’d rather CouchSurf, but it’s not practical when I’m constantly on the move in NZ), I do my best to seek out the interesting gems. I’ve mostly sought out old, historic buildings or tiny independent hostels. This is my first prison. :)

The cost for a single room was just $49NZD, which is roughly $35 USD. The biggest downside is this place is about 2.5km from the city centre.

If you’re so inclined, I made a video (didn’t edit, so it’s kinda long and boring):

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I booked my ticket to India. I’m flying Business Class (free with AAdvantage miles) from DTW (Detroit) to BOM (Mumbai). I think I’ll hang in Mumbai for a few days (or more) before I head off to Goa and learn to build guitars! :)

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L.A. area meetup Saturday Dec 12 with @ealvarezgibson and other wonderful people. You in? I’m not sure the exact location yet. I’m CouchSurfing in Santa Monica so maybe we’ll make it somewhere over there. :)

It’s strange to think I’ll be back in the US in less than a week. I fly out of Auckland at 7 pm Dec 10 and arrive in LA at 10am Dec 10. That’s what we call a mindfu…nevermind. ;)

Later on the 10th hopefully I’ll go to the Jimmy Kimmel show (if they approve my ticket request!). Also, Conan O’brien’s people? Can you please approve my ticket request for Monday Dec 14? Thanks. I have watched Conan since like 10th grade. Hook it up!

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Are you participating in Ridiculously Extraordinary Challenge #1? Quit Drinking For 30 Days

If so, let me know how it’s going after 10 days. :) I got a lot of great private e-mails (as well as lots of awesome public comments!) thanking me for the article. It feels so good that it connected with you.

Jumping Into Canyons + Go Go Goa, India

Friday update: Shotover Canyon Swing, Nevis 134m High Wire Bungy, and Building Guitars in India…

Last weekend I was in Queenstown, NZ. To some it’s considered the adventure capital of the world. Sweet. I like adventure.

But Queenstown has something for everyone, adrenaline junkie or not. Luxury hotels? Check. Sweet hostels? (The Last Resort, best hostel ever.) Check. Amazing scenery? Parts of Lord of the Rings were filmed in the surrounding areas. Check. Water sports? Check. You get the point, it has everything.

My main reason for coming to New Zealand was specifically because of Queenstown. More specifically, the Nevis 134m (440ft) High Wire Bungy.

Australia was always on my list of places to visit. New Zealand wasn’t until I learned about Nevis sometime early this year.

Upon arriving in Queenstown I learned about another really fun activity. The Shotover Canyon Swing. It’s 109m (358ft) high with a 60m (197ft) drop and a top speed of 150kph (93mph).

I decided to book the Canyon Swing for Saturday since it was windy and not a particularly nice day. I wanted to do the Nevis jump on a clear sunny day, and Sunday’s forecast was perfect.

Canyon Swing Videos (yes, I was nervous, as you can tell):

Sunday I headed to Nevis. Unfortunately, I stupidly bought the DVD instead of the USB stick (wasn’t thinking, must’ve been the adrenaline) so I won’t have the video digitized until December.

Nevis was a really fun experience. I’ll leave it at that until I have video to share. ;)

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A few people have noticed that my sidebar has been updated with a slight change of plans. I had planned on going to Singapore/Thailand in January, but now I’m going to India.

Why India?

To learn how to build guitars with a luthier.

I’ve been wanting to do that for a long time. When I was in 9th grade I built a guitar that barely played and sounded like crap. I didn’t give it another shot. Until now!

India isn’t exactly known as a guitar building mecca. But that doesn’t mean it’s not full of skilled craftsmen.

And I love Indian food.

And the weather is great.

And it’s about $3k cheaper than doing the same type of course in the U.S. :)

I’ll be in Goa for a month or two.

Then, assuming I don’t fall in love with India, I’ll head to Thailand.

Been to India or Thailand? Sweet! Let me know your experiences.

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I wrote this from the most beautiful place I’ve ever been in my life. Lake Tekapo, New Zealand. Thanks to Eszter, a CouchSurfer I met in Sydney, for insisting I visit here.

Lake Tekapo New Zealand

Announcing Ridiculously Extraordinary Black Book #001!

Ridiculously Extraordinary Black Book #001 is here! Free direct download. No need to submit your e-mail address. Just download, read, and share!

Hey there!

Instead of the Friday Update I’m doing a Thursday Update because of something I’m incredibly excited about. Yes, I’m just as excited as those kids in the picture above. :)

Today marks the first release in a series of Ridiculously Extraordinary Black Books.

RE Black Books are Special Ops guides on unique topics.

Classified information for Ridiculously Extraordinary People.

No unnecessary photos.

No unnecessary designs.

No bullshit.

#001 in the series is called:

How To Travel Anywhere In The World, Live With Locals, and Enjoy Outstanding Experiences By CouchSurfing

You could also call it The Unofficial Guide To CouchSurfing.

Check it out completely free (you don’t even have to submit your e-mail address) here:

http://www.RidiculouslyExtraordinary.com/blackbook001

About a week ago, I shouted out on Twitter asking for reviews of the draft.

Thanks to everybody who helped me out with fixes and ideas:
– Christopher McDade (sorry, I don’t have your Twitter or Web site, let me know if you have either)
– Denis Ambrose (@deambrosejr)

I appreciate all the feedback, but I’d like to especially thank Nicky (@tumbledesign) from TumbleDesign.com for providing kick ass detailed feedback. He went out of his way to make sure this Black Book is top notch.

Note: I’m in Franz Joseph, New Zealand with limited Internet access today. Could you do me a favor and share the download page to Black Book #001 on Twitter, Facebook, StumbleUpon (http://su.pr/1SbnYD), and via e-mail to your friends?

Thank you!

And please head over to http://www.RidiculouslyExtraordinary.com/blackbook001 and download click click click!

Comments are closed on this post, but they are open on that download page. Please share your thoughts!

Thank you again!

Karol

P.S. For those of you who didn’t want to read everything above here’s the FREE download link to Ridiculously Extraordinary Black Book #001: http://www.RidiculouslyExtraordinary.com/blackbook001

15 Minutes – Clean Clothes – Anywhere In The World

If you’re traveling ultra light you’re going to have to wash your clothes fairly often. Machine washing is a waste of resources. In this video post I’ll show you how to wash your clothes anywhere in the world in just 15 minutes.

If you’re reading this via e-mail/RSS and the video doesn’t show up click here to view this post online.

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As you saw in my ultra light packing post I don’t pack many clothes while traveling. 3 shirts, 3 socks, 3 underwear. That means I have to wash my clothes often.

Machine washing is a waste of time, money, and the environment with such a small load.

In this video I show you how to wash your clothes ANYWHERE using a 12″ x 12″ aLoksak and organic fair trade biodegradable Dr. Bronner’s Soap.

In place of Dr Bronner’s you can use any camper’s or vegetable based soap. These biodegradable soaps are easier on the environment, especially when you’re in the middle of nowhere.

If you don’t want to watch the video I’ll quickly break down the process:

Step 1: Toss your dirty clothes into an aLOKSAK, making sure to leave enough room for water. If you have a lot of clothes you’ll probably have to do more than 1 load.

Step 2: Fill your aLOKSAK with enough water to soak the clothes.

Step 3: Add ~10 drops of Dr Bronner’s soap. It doesn’t sound like a lot, but this soap is highly concentrated. You don’t need much.

Step 4: Kneed the clothes for 2-3 minutes.

Step 5: Leave the clothes in the aLOKSAK for 10 minutes.

Step 6: Rinse clothes.

Step 7: Hang your clothes to dry using your elastic clothesline.

Total time: ~15 minutes.

Of course, if worst comes to worst you can always just wear the same dirty clothes for 8 days straight like I did in Germany. :)

What It’s Like To Tour With A Rock Band – The Swellers Record Release Edition

Going on tour with a rock band sounds like all fun and games. No holding back, here are the dirty little secrets of touring…

This post is in honor of my friends The Swellers getting signed and releasing a new CD today.  Go buy Ups and Downsizing by The Swellers on Amazon (not iTunes, iTunes sucks! ha!) right now. ;)

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We arrive at our home for the night somewhere in the middle of Illinois.  The floor is so filthy I’m positive it hadn’t been cleaned in a handful of years.  There’s mold in the kitchen.  The dogs are barking and running wild.

I throw my sleeping bag down on an empty spot of carpet.  Empty insofar as there was no physical obstacle in my way.  The dirt was visible in low light from my standing position.

This is now known as Dirt House #3.  Not the first, and probably not the last.  I learned the best course of action in these situations is to fall asleep as soon as possible.  And try to cover your face so as not to breathe in too much dirt.

I wake up at 6 am.  It’s Winter.  I haven’t showered in days.  We have to leave soon to make it to the next venue so I head straight for the bathroom to get clean.

I turn on the hot water yearning for some warmth.  As is the case with most old houses in the midst of a Midwest Winter’s wrath I know it’ll take a minute for the water to warm up.

I check every 30 seconds or so and the water is still cold as ice.  This isn’t looking good.  I decide I need to get somewhat clean so I turn off the water and hop in the shower.  I turn the water back on just long enough to rinse my body.

I can’t handle the frigidity enough to actually lather up so I immediately dry off and get out.

Well, at least I’m fully awake now.

Touring, Like Long Term Traveling, Can Be Rough

To be blunt: touring is a lot of hard work for almost no pay. (In that regard, it’s not at all like long term traveling, since travel shouldn’t be hard work.)

If done right (i.e with friends) touring can be the time of your life as it was for me.

I’ve been on two 3 week tours of the US with my friends’ bands (the aforementioned The Swellers and another now-defunct band, Alucard).  Not as a musician (although I am), but to help run the show.  That is, I’d mostly help with loading/unloading gear, selling merchandise, and partying.

While doing a rock tour sounds glamorous, most bands touring the US right now are living hand to mouth.  Tour buses, catering, and road crew are for the select few.

Going On Tour Is Like Traveling On A Backpacker’s Budget

The similarities are numerous:
You eat many meals offered by kind strangers.  In this case, sometimes the venue (small club/bar) will provide you with a meal.
You sleep anywhere and everywhere.  Van, hotels, couches, floors, and department stores (not a joke) are all fair game.
You pack light. There’s only so much room in a van full of 5 or 6 people.

The Deep Down Dirty Secrets About What Really Happens On Tour

An average day of an underground touring rock band looks like this:

Wake up, get ready to go.
– Drive 4-8 hours to a new city/state.
– Get to the venue.
– Unload gear and merchandise.
– Set up gear and merch.
– Play show.
– Sell merch.
– Hopefully make enough money to buy gas and some food.
– Pack everything up and load it back into the trailer.
– Head to the night’s accommodations.  Hopefully a friend or fan offers up their home.  If not, it’s sleeping in the van (likely) or paying for a hotel room (unlikely).
Repeat.

If it sounds rigid and boring that’s because I left out the best parts. Details…

The Drive

Driving hours upon hours in a van with a bunch of guys might not sound appealing to you, but the drive is actually a really good time.

Why?

1) If you didn’t sleep enough the night before now is your chance.
2) Because of constantly changing circumstances/locations the conversation is usually interesting and free-flowing.
3) It’s a great time to read.
4) And my favorite part of the drive, assuming you’re not sleeping you get to see parts of the country (or world) that most people will never see.  It’s really scenic out there on the open road.

Sometimes you get to see some crazy things.

For example, have you ever driven through the black smoke of a burning big rig in the middle of the Arizona desert? Check it…

The Shows

You get to meet new fun people every single night. While I didn’t make any lasting friendships with people I met on tour I had a great time with everybody.

The Aftershow

Depending on the type of venue you’re playing the aftershow might start before the show. :)  And by aftershow I mean party.  I think this is one aspect of rock life that doesn’t depend on the number of records you’ve sold.  Whether straight edge or dope fiends, I’m going to bet that  pretty much every touring band parties in some capacity.

It’s a chance to let loose and relax with friends old and new.

We would do everything from singing songs on the streets of Chicago, Illinois to scootering around Billings, Montana to playing flip cup at an Omaha, Nebraska house party.  Anything is fair game.

Lessons Learned

Many of the lessons learned from tour can be applied to any regular long term travel .

Shower whenever you can because some days you won’t be able to.  Bonus: truck stop showers are fair game!
Bring your own towel.  As you know from my light packing list, I prefer the PackTowl.  It doesn’t take up much space and dries quickly.
There will be conflicts.  Close quarters for weeks on end has been the killer of more than a few relationships. Get over conflicts quickly or your time will be miserable. Roll with the punches…
Fatty fast food day in and day out will make you feel horrible.  Eating healthy isn’t easy, but it is possible.  Stop at a grocery store and stock up on bananas, apples, and other fruit that will keep well in the van.  Raw almonds and cashews are also a personal favorite.
Work out daily. Even simple jumping jacks and pushups will do you wonders.
If you’re staying at somebody’s house be respectful. Clean up after yourself and offer to help clean the kitchen or any common area even if you’re normally a filthy slob at your own home.  I’ve had bands stay at my house only to leave a mess for me to clean with barely a “thanks for letting us use you!”  No, they weren’t allowed back.

Thanks to touring I’ve been able to:
– sleep on couches/floors/parking lots in 25 States.
– see some of the most amazing scenery in the United States (seeing the Rocky Mountains on I-90 crossing into Idaho from Montana is some of my favorite scenery; Northern California mountains; the vastness of the Arizona desert)
– become better friends with some awesome people.

For another view of what touring is like, check out this tour video I put together from the last tour I did with The Swellers: